Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
What do you mean "miss"?
I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
We're closin' for lunch.
Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this forum what I was using not 2 years ago from this very screen.
Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue SausageNet Forum...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
C: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
O: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting! Just resting!